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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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