JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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