The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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