omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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