All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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