yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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