I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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