How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she smelled like a LAN party
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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