I must be too annoying 4 u.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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