Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
