Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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