Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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