The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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