Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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