its not stalking. its research.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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