i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
