i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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