It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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