was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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