Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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