It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Watching her eat just hurts me
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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