This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
third nipple confirmed
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
