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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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