**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My friends, they love my intelligence
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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