Your face is a jimmy john
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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