we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Randomize
