we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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