I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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