We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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