i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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