Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
