Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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