i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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