Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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