i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She even gives head with a lisp.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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