haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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