your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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