So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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