this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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