watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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