So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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