Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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