Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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