I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
