what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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