are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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