Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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