what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
