Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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