Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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